Quote #26454
The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #12801
He that jokes confesses.
Quote #17056
My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I...
Quote #11721
I have learned that the less I pay attention, the more often I am...
Quote #12635
I am not sure I am willing to do what it takes to become...
Quote #3723
The least deviation from truth will be multiplied later.
Quote #22968
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty...
Quote #10325
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #29308
If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed...