Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #6075
Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.
Quote #1567
Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is...
Quote #17297
Of no mortal say, ‘That man is happy,’ till vexed by no grievous ill...
Quote #3353
The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout....
Quote #29079
Refrain from doing ill for one all powerful reason, lest our children should copy...
Quote #32796
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #17976
I have gained this by philosophy that I do without being commanded what others...
Quote #25724
You have to choose where you look, and in making that choice you eliminate...
Quote #27622
Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell...