Quote #7924
The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away...
Quote #24466
A word to the wise is enough.
Quote #22582
Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce...
Quote #21074
If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
Quote #1229
If it bleeds, you can kill it
Quote #18458
I believe it is an established maxim in morals that he who makes an...
Quote #24521
Many count their chickens before they are hatched and where they expect bacon, meet...
Quote #19508
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it...
Quote #1215
We who are liberal and progressive know that the poor are our equals in...
Quote #26891
There are no athiests in foxholes.