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Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
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Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
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“Whoops” is a word that should never be said by some professions – Pilots,...
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Quote #6620
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Quote #4610
To add insult to injury.
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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Quote #25131
Men seek out retreats for themselves in the country, by the seaside, on the...
Quote #13427
Happiness is a state of activity.
Quote #34751
Marriage. It’s a hard term to define. Especially for me–I’ve ducked it like root...