Quote #23698
I do not confer praise or blame I accept. I am the measure of...
Quote #3179
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
Quote #8350
Be wise with speed . A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
Quote #24417
I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a...
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #34318
It’s very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world...
Quote #13784
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Quote #28925
Live all you can – it’s a mistake not to. It doesn’t so much...
Quote #558
When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw...
Quote #30910
Where there are no tigers, a wildcat is very self-important.