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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Idiots…nothing can live forever.
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Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I...
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It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
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O Winter ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king...
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A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the...
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The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances if...
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Everyone makes a greater effort to hurt other people than to help himself.
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One kernel is felt in a hogshead one drop of water helps to swell...