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Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
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There isn?t much better in this life than finding a way to spend a...
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
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I was thought to be ‘stuck up.’ I wasn’t. I was just sure of...
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You have to be careful who you let define your good.
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Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Quote #2861
Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something...
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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to...
Quote #3622
The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet...