Quote #23057
Everybody, my friend, everybody lives for something better to come. That’s why we want...
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #28291
I wish there was a disease where you’re afraid of clouds, because I think...
Quote #25875
No object is mysterious. The mystery is in your eye.
Quote #17942
Consider pleasures as they depart, not as they come.
Quote #18455
It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him...
Quote #29579
This was love at first sight, love everlasting a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected–in...
Quote #32043
FORTES FORTUNA ADIUVAT. (Fortune favors the brave.)
Quote #18682
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #34053
Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...