Quote #175
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Quote #7031
Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,...
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Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. They are one of the few...
Quote #25274
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #34472
Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
Quote #841
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #34691
We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us...
Quote #930
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOE Unbearably lovely music is heard as...
Quote #34181
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.
Quote #33488
Maybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn’t perfection but progress.