Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28147 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28195 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Norman Douglas Quote #16269 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from...
Buddy Hackett Quote #28099 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices take it, or leave...
Benjamin Franklin Quote #19683 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We must all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.
Albert Einstein Quote #6930 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits....
Gilbert Keith Chesterton Quote #26464 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If I can put one touch of rosy sunset into the life of any...
Sydney Smith Quote #17719 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Errors to be dangerous must have a great deal of truth mingled with them....
Marilyn Monroe Quote #12382 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A...
Herbert Spencer Quote #31779 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If men use their liberty in such a way as to surrender their liberty,...