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After enlightenment, the laundry.
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Desire creates the power.
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People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a...
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the...
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The best way to fill time is to waste it.
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All good is hard. All evil is easy. Dying,losing, cheating, and mediocrity are easy....
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Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand...
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Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given....
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Drink nothing without seeing it Sign nothing without reading it.