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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
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There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be...
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The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
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One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do...
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The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
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Elaine Dickinson There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the...
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There are many in the world dying for a piece of bread, but there...
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)