Quote #24003
Charlie And I’d really like to kiss you, but that’s not a good idea,...
Quote #27865
As the kindled fire consumes the fuel, so in the flame of wisdom the...
Quote #10906
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #7527
There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant.
Quote #20131
To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it.
Quote #4706
Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them,...
Quote #25553
Oh, give thanks to the Lord, for He is good His love and His...
Quote #22797
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
Quote #3153
The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the...