Quote #20091
Wait until it is night before saying that is has been a fine day.
Quote #13760
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Quote #25650
Those who marry to escape something usually find something else.
Quote #18765
Wisdom stands at the turn in the road and calls upon us publicly, but...
Quote #3651
If there is, in fact, a Heaven and a Hell, all we know for...
Quote #29769
We are always beginning to live, but are never living.
Quote #2460
Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial...
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #4877
I cannot tell what the dickens his name is.
Quote #26841
A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...