Quote #1031
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...
Quote #9770
Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #20557
Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything.
Quote #19344
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...
Quote #9714
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
Quote #5819
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
Quote #20886
True is it that we have seen better days.
Quote #12088
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
Quote #32769
I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front...