Quote #15628
This is the very perfection of a man, to find out his own imperfection.
Quote #23866
Live among men as if God beheld you speak to God as if men...
Quote #12772
Gossip needs no carriage.
Quote #31759
If you’re never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any...
Quote #30289
It is the part of wisdom to keep your word and the part of...
Quote #33035
You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #28202
If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #18920
Conservatism discards Prescription, shrinks from Principle, disavows Progress having rejected all respect for antiquity,...