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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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For NASA, space is still a high priority.
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Abundance, like want, ruins many.
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you got to put...
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Everyone complains of his memory, none of his judgment.
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Playing seems to be both disinterested and passionate at the same time disinterested in...
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I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined...
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When you see yourself in proportion — as you’re bound to do when you...
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The first condition of immortality is death.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else...