Quote #1328
Promises that you make to yourself are often like the Japanese plum tree –...
Quote #10946
Hell has no benefits, only torture.
Quote #21829
Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
Quote #8654
I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in...
Quote #23314
You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating...
Quote #25970
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
Quote #23445
Multa ferunt anni venientes commoda secum, Multa recedentes adimiunt. (The years, as they come,...
Quote #29619
In youth the human body drew me and was the object of my secret...
Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.