Quote #1533
There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days...
Quote #1069
Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.
Quote #8675
The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
Quote #13635
Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
Quote #18696
I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.
Quote #2394
Children are never too tender to be whipped. Like tough beefsteaks, the more you...
Quote #3292
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Quote #6760
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Quote #25316
We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks,...
Quote #5414
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this:...