Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #26267
Indeed, the Founders mentioned the pagan authors in so many heartfelt speeches, pamphlets and...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #26232
Share everything. Don’t take things that aren’t yours. Put things back where you found...
Quote #10713
If you are not big enough to lose, you are not big enough to...
Quote #18767
I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to...
Quote #110
An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with,...
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #32078
One hopes to achieve the zero option, but in the absence of that we...
Quote #32181
I’ve found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more...