Quote #24810
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #12075
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody...
Quote #25599
Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own...
Quote #3800
What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #32614
History is fables agreed upon.
Quote #29299
I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
Quote #13703
That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
Quote #31274
I’ve never looked forward to a birthday like I’m looking forward to my new...