Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #12095
A pessimist is never disappointed.
Quote #26626
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
Quote #18987
I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they...
Quote #26119
Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.
Quote #27430
Love won’t be tampered with, love won’t go away. Push it to one side...
Quote #4069
Fear can keep us up all night long, but faith makes one fine pillow.
Quote #3513
We gladly feast on those who would subdue us … not just pretty words,...
Quote #587
To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.
Quote #15374
May you have a lawsuit in which you know you are in the right