Quote #1856
Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.
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Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who...
Quote #11046
From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the...
Quote #34744
Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...
Quote #590
Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
Quote #4554
Think to yourself that every day is your last; the hour to which you...
Quote #2370
George Washington as a boy was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth –...
Quote #2319
What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with...
Quote #30746
Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem...
Quote #30008
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.