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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #27419
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
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Doubtless criticism was originally benignant, pointing out the beauties of a work rather that...
Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
Quote #24396
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the...
Quote #6682
Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we...
Quote #6752
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it...
Quote #1879
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
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The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of...
Quote #4297
Vigorous writing is concise.