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The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the...
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The memory should be specially taxed in youth, since it is then that it...
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The wrong sort of people are always in power because they would not be...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #28798
I am who I am, You are who you are, So, be who you...
Quote #447
Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody.
Quote #3678
If heaven is going to be full of people like Hardie, well, the Almighty...
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Life is too short to spend your precious time trying to convince a person...
Quote #15733
I believe that whoever tries to think things through honestly will soon recognize how...
Quote #1763
The world began when I was born and the world is mine to win