Quote #14086
It is, in fact, nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of...
Quote #22597
The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.
Quote #21079
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
Quote #15248
If thou desire the love of God and man, be humble, for the proud...
Quote #12072
Absence of proof is not proof of absence.
Quote #47
I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #23958
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Quote #26508
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
Quote #19169
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.