Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #23838
Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.
Quote #25862
Friendships are fragile things, and require as much handling as any other fragile and...
Quote #22069
The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew...
Quote #27520
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are...
Quote #26469
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
Quote #13849
God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.
Quote #30660
If you don’t make your dreams a reality, reality will take away your dreams.
Quote #1788
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
Quote #28701
Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer...