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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They’re about...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as...
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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
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The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with...
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Drugs are a bet with your mind.
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A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose...
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists In that case, I definitely...