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The lip of truth shall be established for ever: but a lying tongue is...
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There are moments when everything goes well don’t be frightened, it won’t last.
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The glory of great men should always be measured by the means they have...
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Houston, Tranquility Base here. The eagle has landed.
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The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
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The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a...
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I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
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Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
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I call that a scumhead.
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Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.