Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #1408
Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.
Quote #12637
Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
Quote #18505
Man’s chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #1634
It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
Quote #33575
Take away the miseries and you take away some folks’ reason for living.
Quote #8633
Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, and to...
Quote #17805
Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
Quote #20278
Of mortals there is no one who is happy. If wealth flows in upon...