Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #11439
Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest...
Quote #31622
There are too many books I haven’t read, too many places I haven’t seen,...
Quote #31654
The galleries are full of critics. They play no ball, they fight no fights....
Quote #5332
There is no such thing as a natural death: nothing that happens to a...
Quote #10142
We immediately become more effective when we decide to change ourselves rather than asking...
Quote #29250
There is nothing with which every man is so afraid as getting to know...
Quote #2357
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called “sucking up to the stars.”
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.