Quote #6068
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Quote #25140
Forgive many things in others nothing in yourself.
Quote #4728
If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.
Quote #29860
No gray hairs streak my soul, no grandfatherly fondness there I shake the world...
Quote #3649
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
Quote #14618
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #16723
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
Quote #21788
What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and...
Quote #369
Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.