Quote #20239
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes when they do...
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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Quote #14547
There are more of them than us.
Quote #16203
If thy words be too luxuriant, confine them, lest they confine thee. He that...
Quote #12645
The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
Quote #26693
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
Quote #14791
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
Quote #16731
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
Quote #11712
We must indeed all hang together, or, most assuredly, we shall hang separately.
Quote #15528
The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...