Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #31865
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
Quote #17621
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Quote #21997
To talk to someone who does not listen is enough to tense the devil.
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I turned into the helicopter … the red carpet was rolled up. … The...
Quote #30574
My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #5282
Human speech is a cracked cauldron on which we knock out tunes for dancing...
Quote #20788
Austin Powers No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous...
Quote #15465
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.