Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
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I was coming home from kindergarten–well they told me it was kindergarten. I found...
Quote #2359
However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional manner … sulking...
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The only thing that you can carry with you on your travels Is your...
Quote #23292
The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
Quote #5870
It behooves every man to remember that the work of the critic, is of...
Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #21073
If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
Quote #11404
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
Quote #33604
Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.