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All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.
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I like to have a man’s knowledge comprehend more than one class of topics,...
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Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial...
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Humor – the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
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Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And...
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything...
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Only the refusal to listen guarantees one against being ensnared by the truth.
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You traverse the world in search of happiness, which is within the reach of...
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Without theory, practice is but routine born of habit. Theory alone can bring forth...