Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #17790
When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
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To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is...
Quote #30154
You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
Quote #3157
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his...
Quote #3816
I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
Quote #23745
To please everybody is impossible were I to undertake it, I should probably please...
Quote #25251
Every time we remember to say thank you, we experience nothing less than heaven...
Quote #32676
I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going...
Quote #19010
The man who dies rich dies disgraced.