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I epitomize America.
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Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
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To them that ask, where have you seen the gods, or how do you...
Quote #7644
No man is demolished but by himself.
Quote #4565
To do two things at once is to do neither.
Quote #26523
Will your child learn to multiply before she learns to subtract
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She said she usually cried at least once each day not because she was...
Quote #16117
The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine.
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No company is preferable to bad, because we are more apt to catch the...
Quote #4588
No man is happy who does not think himself so.