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You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating...
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No man who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on...
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A Cynic is what an Optimist calls a Realist
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.
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Don’t worry about your originality. You couldn’t get rid of it even if you...
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The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
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I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
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Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is...
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It was when Lucifer first congratulated himself upon his angelic behavior that he became...
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Ace The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations...