Quote #18258
The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.
Quote #24652
When the political columnists say ‘Every thinking man’ they mean themselves, and when candidates...
Quote #14240
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Quote #32884
Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.
Quote #2647
When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
Quote #1139
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called...
Quote #11187
A good friend will fit you like ring to finger.
Quote #30969
To know and to act are one and the same.
Quote #1
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.