Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #16464
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
Quote #7957
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of...
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #26755
I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve...
Quote #13472
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is...
Quote #32669
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
Quote #29266
Sutton lost 13 games in a row without winning a ballgame.
Quote #5759
It is often merely for an excuse that we say things are impossible.
Quote #11421
Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.