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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....
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Somehow he Tim gets thoughtful sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest...
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I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...
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The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...
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Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the...
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The flower that follows the sun does so even on cloudy days.
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He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple...
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Don’t try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
Quote #25716
Anything that keeps a politician humble is healthy for democracy.