Jerry Lewis Quote #29561 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28253 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Dale Carnegie Quote #19623 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people...
Aristotle Quote #17951 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 This communicating of a man’s self to his friend works two contrary effects for...
Will Rogers Quote #19311 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Henny Youngman Quote #65 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Mark Twain Quote #9264 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Woody Allen, Without Feathers Quote #1882 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The wicked at heart probably know something.
Honore de Balzac Quote #20237 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows...
Charles Caleb Colton Quote #7304 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The greatest friend of Truth is time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her...