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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
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The country needs and, unless I mistake its temper, the country demands bold, persistent...
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Power intoxicates men. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol, he can recover, but...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #5786
None of us is as smart as all of us.
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It was the same with those old birds in Greece and Rome as it...
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The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
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No more important duty can be urged upon those who are entering the great...
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There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...
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Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not...