Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #27124
Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
Quote #21874
I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness...
Quote #1176
“My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a...
Quote #7386
When we cannot hope to win, it is an advantage to yield.
Quote #26819
God laughs, it seems, because God knows how it all turns out in the...
Quote #16231
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Quote #6957
It is the sign of a weak mind to be unable to bear wealth.
Quote #882
I call that a scumhead.
Quote #25010
The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.