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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...
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I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
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If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...
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Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had...
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Spring makes everything look filthy.
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Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
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Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
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Jealousy: that Dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive.
Quote #11378
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.