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The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Quote #9538
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
Quote #8061
Death ? It?s the only thing we haven?t succeeded in completely vulgarizing.
Quote #15023
There is no one, says another, whom fortune does not visit once in his...
Quote #14046
Adversity has ever been considered the state in which a man most easily becomes...
Quote #252
In waking a tiger, use a long stick.
Quote #27496
Meditation is the soul’s perspective glass.
Quote #4507
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember...
Quote #33982
Be fit for more than the thing you are now doing. Let everyone know...
Quote #9819
Loving is misery for women always. I shall never forgive God for making me...