Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
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Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us,...
Quote #19167
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #13703
That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
Quote #16722
One man may hit the mark, another blunder but heed not these distinctions. Only...
Quote #24407
The buried talent is the sunken rock on which most lives strike and founder.
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The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of...
Quote #31989
Rumor is not always wrong. – from Life of Agricola