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It is a true saying that One falsehood leads easily to another.
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This isn’t right. This isn’t even wrong.
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to...
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Quite frankly Ted, the very mention of the word ‘Republican’ seems to have negative...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of...
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If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours....
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You will certainly not be able to take the lead in all things yourself,...
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #33569
Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn’t all you...