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For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
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If you bow at all, bow low.
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I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for...
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made...
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Today, there is a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country. And no...
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I love cats. I love their grace and their elegance. I love their independence...
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My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself...
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Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing.
Quote #1542
We only do well the things we like doing.